A family of Ninjas

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brady just forwarded me the FUNNIEST link, and it got me thinking about how you change when you become a mom. Not just the obvious bodily changes. I'm talking about the enhanced senses of the Ninja Mommy.

Pre-children, I could sleep though a hurricane. Thunderstorms, dogs barking, OTHER PEOPLE'S kids crying, you name it. Ahhhh, those were the days....Now, my sleep patterns are that of a goldfish. Eyes open, waiting on the slightest ripple in the water to send me fleeing from danger. If one of my boys so much as farts in his sleep, I hear it.

I admit it. I sometimes get irritated with Brady. "Didn't you hear the baby last night??????????????" Uggggh. Of course he didn't. Ninja Dads are trained to respond to the call of DANGER. Apparently gassy children don't fall into this category.

You can read the article HERE, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!